Hawking's Sauce!

Only the finest mind on Earth could figure out the exact combination of ingredients to create the absolute perfect bbq sauce! Try new Stephen Hawking's own SAUCE!
It's HAWKING'S sauce and you don't want to miss it. Put together from the Galaxy's most fresh and finest particles in only a way, you could travel to end of the Universe to find you'd be missin' out! Right here on Earth we found a slice of bliss! TRY NEW HAWKING'S SAUCE!

In the near future from Hawking's Sauce, look for new Hawking's Mole sauce! (from the dark corners of the Sombrero Galaxy!) For those problems down south of the border that need fixin' ... Hawking's says "OLÉ!"
Also the most intergalactily hot Hot HOTTEST Hawking's Old World New Orleans style dry crawfish rub!

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