An Interview with Wesley Snipes (Always Bet on Black)

Wesley Snipes: Yeesssss...
Brandon Allan Pines: So what's goin' on?
WS: What’s going on in the world today? Crazy stuff, huh...I’ll take it!...
BP: Yeah, I don't know what to make of it, although I'm not sure if this is anything new...
WS: Met ship muundaba, wee ba, knock kal fubah. The enemy has advanced!
BP: What enemy? Which enemy has advanced?
WS: Not now! Not this enemy!...What time is it??
BP: It's uh...9:26pm in New York...
WS: Show time!...Haha-yyeeeaaahhh.
BP: Okay...
WS: We are prepared and we will conquer. The fire wall will be broken! And I will lead!
BP: Are you talking about scientology?
WS: Enough... (long pause, then slight laughter) ...My army can not be defeated. I am here, I am the one. If I maintain my diet, and excersise routine my doctor says I can live until I’m two hundred.
BP: Mr. Snipes?
WS: Lemme plug real fast - you can catch me next thursday in Miami, Florida, I’m going down to South Beach to club Liquid, with my friends Toby Maguire and Leonardo Dicaprio...(heavy breathing) I have to rest now, pick up my dogs from the vet, then oil myself up and spend some time on my new techno music album. I’m sure I can trust you to not to get in my way.