Brandon's Prejudice Black Snake Moan Review

I haven't seen Black Snake Moan, and I haven't seen Hustle and Flow... is it me, or does the trailer for Black Snake Moan look really fuckin' stupid... I don't really give a shit about Christina Ricci all unhealthily skinny trying to be sexy, I don't give a shit about Justin Timberlake, and I don't give a big enough shit about Samuel L. Jackson starring in a movie to just go see it... based on the other shit I chose not to see that he's been in... The trailer makes the directing or writing seem so dumbed down THIS SHOT IS A SEXY SHOT ... THIS SHOT IS A SUSPENSEFUL SHOT, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SHOCKING, THIS SCENE IS SUPPOSED TO SELL TICKETS WITH 'AWH THIS IS COOL' FEELING! well fuck you, call me an ignorant stubborn idiot who needs to see a doctor... but that movie looks like cake for idiots.

After May 2002

You know what I’ve done since I graduated college in 2002, film school in 2002, nothing, I sit online and I don’t even have the internet, I bought a lap top computer and I move that around to get a very weak internet signal where it takes two hours to log into something write a message and log out and hopefully not accidently send 4 of the same message cause like an idiot hitting the elevator I hit the send button 4 times…trying to get it to work… and im not above waiting 3 hours to upload a youtube video… while I sit there attentively monitoring it, making sure the computer doesn’t go to sleep and I gotta find something else to do in that time and by ‘find something else to do’ I don’t have a television, so it’s either read, masturbate, or think about suicide, but somehow I usually manage to do none of the three, I sit there and stare out window and I honestly couldn’t tell you what I was thinking about, because I’m probably not even thinking, I stare at a building and let my eyes sorta blur… that’s what I do, that’s what I’ve done since I graduated film school in 2002, I gaze out the window and let my eyes blur as I vaguely look at a building… the general direction of the building… not thinking anything, just sorta worrying…