Two Things I've Learned While Living In New York City...

One... the kind of people who buy "rough rider" condoms are the same kinda people who leave condoms and condom wrappers on the street...

and Two... crazy people carry around Duane Reade bags... and the crazier they are, the bigger the bag... One time I bought a bunch of stuff at once at Duane Reade, and I quickly refused the large bag... because I knew that that was the first step to becoming homeless and crazy...