Onion Writer Enjoys Indie Rock Show, Hits On Co-ed

An onion writer was “comp-ed” one ticket to attend an indie rock show in manhattan yesterday… where they say they had a “good time, and it was a pretty good show.” Then went on to further add “it was pretty great getting free tickets, I got in quick, didn’t have to wait online – I just said I was with the onion, and that I was a writer, I think that they thought I was the music review person, but I wasn’t, but they didn’t need to know that, I’m a ‘contributing writer’ but I know the music people…they’re cool, they were there, I saw them, they were hitting on this pretty hot looking co-ed so I didn’t wanna spoil it for them. I ended up talking to a few really cute co-eds myself, I told them that I worked for the onion and that I didn’t have to pay to get in, and that I got in real fast and didn’t have to wait on line… they said that it must be so cool to write for the onion and that they thought the onion was so funny and then they asked me how I got my job and they said they had a friend who wanted to write for the onion…we exchanged emails… it could have gone better… I would have liked to have had sex… so I guess it was a failure… but still, I hit on some really hot co-eds… and I mentioned I wrote for the onion."